hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
Idek. These just made my day.
My new story!! Please read “Armistice Day” on #wattpad #historicalfiction #quote http://w.tt/1BoppFo If it reaches 25 reads, I shall post more!!
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
even if you think you’re not.
you still cute.
I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns