1. Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

    neverknowinglybeserious:

    a-hobbit-john:

    hiiddles:

    wife-of-loki:

    MINE IS CRAPPY
    WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

    COME TO THE BACK 

    THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

    1GB BITCHES

    Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

    The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
    Pass it on. 

    (Source: accioheadcanons)

  2. ravclaw:

    my essay isn’t done but i sure am

    (Source: tiniestleaf)

  3. amoying:

    reminder:

    you cute.

    even if you think you’re not.

    you still cute.

  4. vvtvrmom:

    I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men

  5. singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    singingsh0wtunes:

    subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

  6. cute ass flower questions

    Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
    Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
    Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
    Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
    Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
    Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
    Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
    Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
    Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
    Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
    Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
    Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
    Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
    Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
    Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
    Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
    Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
    Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
    Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
    Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
    Violet: Do you like where you're from?
    Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
    Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
    Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
    Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
    Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
    Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
    Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
    Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
    Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

  7. 100 Questions →

    runimpossiblegrl:

    1. Favorite color?
    2. Favorite film?
    3. Favorite Disney movie?
    4. Favorite book?
    5. Favorite TV show?
    6. Are you in Fandoms? Which?
    7. Are you in love with anyone you know irl?
    8. Celeb crush?
    9. Cats or dogs?
    10. Autumn/winter or summer/spring?
    11. What is the event that changed your entire life? That one…

  8. books-cupcakes:

    I should have thought about where I was going to put all these books before I bought them. Whoops. 

  9. Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

    fugaazi:

    fugaazi:

    methbusters:

    Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

    Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Dude man bruh like

    Please do it

    DO IT

    (Source: deadkirschtein)

  10. Friend: why are you crying?
    Me: I'm just so beautiful